The Bears!! Another post from Chloe :)

THIS INFORMATION IS STRICTLY PROHIBITED TO ANYONE WHO IS GOING TO BE MEAN ABOUT IT AND SAY WE ARE MAKING FALSE ALLIGATIONS!!!

Recently, one of my sources has informed me of the Bears.The Bears are an army of bears from an un-known planet, making their way to Earth. The Main Bear, AKA General Bearisimo has been spotted flying with his side-kick Hullo Kitty, and according to John Lennon Moon (A newly discovered planet that looks like the moon and John Lennon) they are CLOSER THAN THE FARKING MOON!!!!!

Since that vivid report that filled our hearts with terror, there have been signs that the governement have been scheming against us with what we like to call "The Bear Conspiracy Theory". It is my opinion that the governement is guiding the Bears to Earth, filling them with ammunition and sharpening their Bear-Like claws.The disgusting reason for the governement being so traitorous like this is because when the Bears reach Earth, they will start a new reign off terror, eating people and destroying whole cities and towns. The governement want a piece of that power, which is slightly understandable but still, it is pretty disturbing. Also Helen Clark has had a Bear-ish look in her eyes lately...

Watch out for more signs of conspiracy, lock your doors, close your curtains the bears might be here sooner than you think....