jokes bowt chavs

some random jokes bowt chavs..

Why are Chavs like slinkies?
They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of stairs.

what do you call a hundered chavs at the bottom of the ocean?
a start.

What is a chav’s idea of a sale?
An open window.

What do you do if you run over a chav?
Reverse just to make sure

What happens to a thought in a chavs head?
It dies of loneliness !!

What do you call a chav in a nicely decorated house ?
The Burglar.

wot do ya call a chav wiv a brain?
gifted

how do u make a chav run faster?
put a dvd player under his arm

what do you call a 30 year old chavvette?
GRANDMA

harhar lol.

stoopid chavs