Well, me being such an inspirational person and all, I have already got my future career sorted out fully and completely!I am going to be *drum roll please* THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES!!!
Seriously, I have already sorted out all the rules and changes I am gonna make.
Fistly, I am gonna run for President and the people will so definately vote for me cause I will bribe them with skelanimals wooohoo and everybody loves skelanimals so the becoming president should be pretty simple.Next when I become president,I will invite all my friends to live with me in the Whitehouse, and cool other people like Billie Joe Armstrong and they will not get any choice cause nobody says no to the President!!
The next big change on the list is that the new national anthem will be "We Like To Move It Move It", you know that song off that movie Madagasca!I think thats what the movie is called anyway lol.And at my press conferences and stuff, everyone will have to sing alone and dance, and if they dont then I will poke them with my cane thing that I carry around with me, so of course they will have to join in!!
Next on the list is that all the "Chavs" will be sent to Mercury, where we will drop a bomb on them and Nuke the lot of them!!!!Cause I am sorry, but the only good chav is a dead one!!
And there are way too many changes I am gonna make to write down, but this is my LAST one on this blog.Arnold Schwartzenegger will be my Vice President.Enough said Peace out,Love President Chloe of the United States xoxoxo
Showing posts with label conspiracy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label conspiracy. Show all posts
Saturday, June 21, 2008
Friday, June 20, 2008
jokes bowt chavs
some random jokes bowt chavs..
Why are Chavs like slinkies?
They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of stairs.
what do you call a hundered chavs at the bottom of the ocean?
a start.
What is a chav’s idea of a sale?
An open window.
What do you do if you run over a chav?
Reverse just to make sure
What happens to a thought in a chavs head?
It dies of loneliness !!
What do you call a chav in a nicely decorated house ?
The Burglar.
wot do ya call a chav wiv a brain?
gifted
how do u make a chav run faster?
put a dvd player under his arm
what do you call a 30 year old chavvette?
GRANDMA
harhar lol.
stoopid chavs
Why are Chavs like slinkies?
They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of stairs.
what do you call a hundered chavs at the bottom of the ocean?
a start.
What is a chav’s idea of a sale?
An open window.
What do you do if you run over a chav?
Reverse just to make sure
What happens to a thought in a chavs head?
It dies of loneliness !!
What do you call a chav in a nicely decorated house ?
The Burglar.
wot do ya call a chav wiv a brain?
gifted
how do u make a chav run faster?
put a dvd player under his arm
what do you call a 30 year old chavvette?
GRANDMA
harhar lol.
stoopid chavs
The children are waiting! Please tell them the story about the bald frog with the wig:
well i was bored and heard the tv in thee background and amde a story about it..
GEORGIA: Once upon a time their lived a wig he felt naked wherever he went without a head to plop his self onto a head..one day whilst riding his bicycle in town he saw an ad for a job in his local bar..he was ashamed of his his couch potato lifestyle because of the super-sized firey back end he had..but aplied anyway.."I'll be able to get a frog in no time" he thought to himself..thee bar manager gave him a job,a wink and slap on thee arse and told him it was for thee decorating specialists..The wig didn't think it was strange at thee time so he let it pass..but when this became a regular thing he became suspicious..It was thee BEARS!! he knew it..there plan was to keep out of hiding, pitch there plan of bigger nuts,waste their own time..and get Boe Tyler On their side..it was inguiness and couldnt be stopped..until the frog got his wig..HE COULD SAVE THE WORLD!
GEORGIA: Once upon a time their lived a wig he felt naked wherever he went without a head to plop his self onto a head..one day whilst riding his bicycle in town he saw an ad for a job in his local bar..he was ashamed of his his couch potato lifestyle because of the super-sized firey back end he had..but aplied anyway.."I'll be able to get a frog in no time" he thought to himself..thee bar manager gave him a job,a wink and slap on thee arse and told him it was for thee decorating specialists..The wig didn't think it was strange at thee time so he let it pass..but when this became a regular thing he became suspicious..It was thee BEARS!! he knew it..there plan was to keep out of hiding, pitch there plan of bigger nuts,waste their own time..and get Boe Tyler On their side..it was inguiness and couldnt be stopped..until the frog got his wig..HE COULD SAVE THE WORLD!
Sunday, June 15, 2008
The Bears!! Another post from Chloe :)
THIS INFORMATION IS STRICTLY PROHIBITED TO ANYONE WHO IS GOING TO BE MEAN ABOUT IT AND SAY WE ARE MAKING FALSE ALLIGATIONS!!!
Recently, one of my sources has informed me of the Bears.The Bears are an army of bears from an un-known planet, making their way to Earth. The Main Bear, AKA General Bearisimo has been spotted flying with his side-kick Hullo Kitty, and according to John Lennon Moon (A newly discovered planet that looks like the moon and John Lennon) they are CLOSER THAN THE FARKING MOON!!!!!
Since that vivid report that filled our hearts with terror, there have been signs that the governement have been scheming against us with what we like to call "The Bear Conspiracy Theory". It is my opinion that the governement is guiding the Bears to Earth, filling them with ammunition and sharpening their Bear-Like claws.The disgusting reason for the governement being so traitorous like this is because when the Bears reach Earth, they will start a new reign off terror, eating people and destroying whole cities and towns. The governement want a piece of that power, which is slightly understandable but still, it is pretty disturbing. Also Helen Clark has had a Bear-ish look in her eyes lately...
Watch out for more signs of conspiracy, lock your doors, close your curtains the bears might be here sooner than you think....
Recently, one of my sources has informed me of the Bears.The Bears are an army of bears from an un-known planet, making their way to Earth. The Main Bear, AKA General Bearisimo has been spotted flying with his side-kick Hullo Kitty, and according to John Lennon Moon (A newly discovered planet that looks like the moon and John Lennon) they are CLOSER THAN THE FARKING MOON!!!!!
Since that vivid report that filled our hearts with terror, there have been signs that the governement have been scheming against us with what we like to call "The Bear Conspiracy Theory". It is my opinion that the governement is guiding the Bears to Earth, filling them with ammunition and sharpening their Bear-Like claws.The disgusting reason for the governement being so traitorous like this is because when the Bears reach Earth, they will start a new reign off terror, eating people and destroying whole cities and towns. The governement want a piece of that power, which is slightly understandable but still, it is pretty disturbing. Also Helen Clark has had a Bear-ish look in her eyes lately...
Watch out for more signs of conspiracy, lock your doors, close your curtains the bears might be here sooner than you think....
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